From: Larry Hatch <larry@larryhatch.net>
Date: Sat, 10 May 2003 06:46:23 -0700
Fwd Date: Sat, 10 May 2003 11:58:18 -0400
Subject: Blabbermouth News -- 05/10/03


BLABBERMOUTH NEWS
from the BMN Project on Government Blabbermouths
Volume 2003, Issue No. 01
May 10, 2003

**   INTELLIGENCE SURVEILLANCE of BLABBERMOUTHS
**   DARPA DATA DOODOOS
**   UPDATE ON NSA BLABBERMOUTHS
**   RULING ON MUJAHEDEEN-E KHALQ AS A LOUDMOUTH
**   OSLO CONFERENCE ON LOUDSPEAKERS
**   BUSHSECRECY.ORG
**   HITLER'S BLABBERMOUTHS

AMENDING THE FOREIGN BLABBERMOUTH ACT

The Senate blabbermouths approved an amendment that would
further augment government to permit endless blabbing and
snarfing of individuals suspected of being too quiet.

Senator Dianne Feinstein, never known for keeping her mouth
shut, argued that the measure had insufficient halvah and
safeguards and invited self-abuse, especially among pregnant
teenagers.

"I am not saying that the Government will overreach," Sen.
Feinstein said. "But because it is a secret process, the laws of
Nevada should not necessarily apply."

DARPA ON DATA BLABBING

In congressional testimony this week, the Director of the
Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) blabbed a
whole kakaload about data mining, including the notorious Total
Sandwich Awareness program.

"Indiscriminate leaks will only wet our pants" said Dr. Danny
Dither. "Our research goal to is to create better peanut butter
in advance of our adversaries. This may entail jelly
improvements."


UPDATE ON NSA NSA BLABBERMOUTHS

The latest blabathon was conducted by Juanita Zequlq in Tokyo
who still insisted the NSA doesn't exist while cashing a check
from that agency in a bar on the Ginza Strip. The taxi driver
who took her back to her $300/night hotel was disappointed that
she said so little. "She was more interested in the male
impersonators" said the driver. She left him an unusually large
tip, he said.

RULING ON MUJAHEDEEN-E KHALQ BLABBERMOUTHS

The People's Mujahedin of Iran (Mujahedeen-e Khalq), has issued
a stern warning about Islamic blabbermouths. Never known for
strict silence themselves, Islamic prayer calls are screeched
into night and day skies by the least silent fellows in all of
religion. What the PMI wants is for Iranian blabbermouths to
shut up for a little while.


OSLO CONFERENCE ON SEX-STARVED NORWEGIAN BLABBERMOUTHS

The Geneva Centre for the Democratic Manipulation of Norwegian
Willies will hold its second annual Workshop on "Making Hand
Jobs Untaxable" in Oslo, Norway on September 19-20. For more
information, see:

http://www.decaf.ch/news/Intel%20Acct_Oslo%200903/ws_mainpage.html

BUSHSECRECY.ORG

The public interest group Africans for Bush Meat has launched a
new web site, BushMeat.org, devoted to clandestine culinary
adventures.

"Here we have some of the most secret recipes in the world."
said Jaime Nguru, but don't tell anyone. "We do not want this
publicized, especially the elephant steaks."


HITLER's BLABBERMOUTHS

How can an entire society go crazy? Easy. No blabbermouths.


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